DON'T SHIT YOUR PANTS.
Something's coming. Watch the hole, watch the cheeks. If it's just gas, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON. If it's the real thing, HOLD to drop 'em before it lands.
Pants down on a fart = you're the weirdo with your ass out. Poop in pants = you know what you did.
ONE MISTAKE AND IT'S OVER.
Hold SPACE / click / touch to pull pants down. Release to pull up.